I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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