Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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