yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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