and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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