I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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