a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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