I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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