what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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