FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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