Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I wear drunk well.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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