I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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