I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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