There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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