VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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