Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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