Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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