At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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