this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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