Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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