Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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