Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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