Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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