you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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