Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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