i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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