what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
whose ass print is on the piano?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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