suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So many bounce houses so little time
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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