their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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