dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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