I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we're making bets on your personal life
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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