i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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