Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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