Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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