If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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