Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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