He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Randomize
