I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
