I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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