So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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