When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
