I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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