I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened