But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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