Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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