Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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