There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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