She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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