dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I need to wash the frat house off of me
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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