he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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