All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
