I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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