What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm too high and old for this...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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