My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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