I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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