Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think weed is turning my hair brown
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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